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Opening Quote: ""Well, well," said he, as he stroked his hair down on his head. "Who would have thought it?"" – Hans in Luck


Part 1: "A Sore Subject"

Scene: Monroe is trying to tune a zither at the spice shop while Rosalee works around the shop.

Monroe: [He tries to tune the zither, but it plays out of tune] All right, wait. Ah, it should be... [the zither continues playing out of tune]
[Rosalee walks over and uses a tuning wrench on the zither, which makes it play in tune]
Monroe: Look at you!
[Bud comes into the shop]
Monroe: [He chuckles] Who knew? That's impressive!
Rosalee: [To Bud] Hi. Can I help you?
Bud: Yeah, yeah. Uh... [He clears his throat] Hi. Hi, you must be Rosalee?
Rosalee: Yes. [She shakes Bud's hand]
Bud: And you must be Monroe. [He shakes Monroe's hand]
Monroe: And you are?
Bud: [Chuckling] Ah! I'm sorry. Bud. Bud Wurstner. Nick, my buddy Nick, you know, the Grimm, said you might be able to help me out with a problem that I have. Not that I have... uh, it's a problem that my friend has. See, my friend is having some hair loss issues, and he asked me to help out. So, I asked Nick if he knew anyone I could talk to, and he recommended that I talk to you. So now I'm here, talking to you.
Monroe: Why doesn't your, uh, "friend" just come in himself. Or, herself. [Looking at Rosalee] What? I'm sorry. You know what, you're right. It's none of my business.
Bud: No, no, no. It's okay. It's just... it's sort of a sore subject, because of, well... [He woges]
Monroe: Ah!
[Bud retracts]
Rosalee: Is your friend experiencing hair loss all over?
Bud: No, no, no. Just around the head. Strictly the head.
Rosalee: I think I can put something together for you. Can I give it to you later today?
Bud: Really?
Rosalee: Mmm-hmm.
Bud: That's great! That's great! Thank you! Thank you so much! [He laughs and leaves the shop]
Monroe: Poor guy. I have never even heard of a bald Eisbiber. I mean, imagine the implications. [He sighs] Anyway, how can I help?
[Rosalee sighs]
Monroe: What? No? Come on! I can light the burner!


Part 2: "A Helping Hand"

Scene: Monroe and Rosalee work on the hair regrowth formula.

Rosalee: Hello. [She tosses a fruit-like ingredient to Monroe]
Monroe: Whoa!
Rosalee: Cut that in half, please.
[Monroe cuts the object in half and examines and smells it as Rosalee searches for another ingredient] Rosalee: [Squeezing by Monroe to get to the beaker] Excuse me. [Pointing in front of Monroe] That right there, is the Lamfosloish. Crush one clove into a powder, and then you can add it to the beaker. [She adds ingredients to the beaker] Ooh-ee! It's the primary base agent in hair regeneration, so, a little goes a long way. So one clove is plenty. [She leaves the room]
Monroe: [He grabs a second clove to crush] Primary base agent. Never heard a man complain about too much hair. [He puts the second clove with the first one and crushes them both into powder as he hums]


Part 3: "Friendly Neighborhood Eisbiber"

Scene: Monroe has Rosalee try some food items.

Monroe: Try... this one.
[Rosalee takes a bite]
Monroe: Any idea?
Rosalee: Mmm-mmm.
Monroe: It's actually seaweed-dandelion.
Rosalee: Mmm! Mmm! [She takes a drink of coffee]
Monroe: Right?
Rosalee: Mmm-hmm.
Monroe: Um, yeah. You have to try this one next.
Bud: [He comes into the shop with extra hair on his head] Oh, hey, you two. Uh, this is from my friend. [Referencing the basket he is holding] Well, technically my friend's wife. It's, uh, huckleberry. [He hands the basket to Monroe] He's already a little thicker up there. [He points to his head] And he wanted me to stop by and let you know how happy he is.
Rosalee: Well, please tell your friend that he is very welcome.
Bud: I will, I will. Thanks.
Monroe: Hey! Did, um... did you... a little... with the... [Referencing Bud's hair]
Bud: Oh! Uh, well, I tried just a little bit. You know, for my friend's sake. He was a little nervous, because he's not used to, exactly, experimenting with, you know, strange remedies. Not that I am! And, not that your remedies are strange! Oh boy, that came out bad. I didn't mean for it to come out the way it did. I'm sorry.
Rosalee: But I'm not the least bit offended.
Bud: Ah! Good, good, good. Thanks. Thanks. Uh, well, see ya. Thanks again. [He leaves]
Monroe: What? Come on, I had to say something. I mean...
[Rosalee laughs and Monroe sighs]
Monroe: Okay, um... here, you never tried this one!
Rosalee: Let's try the pie!
Monroe: Really?
Rosalee: Yeah.
Monroe: Well, there's, like, five left!
Rosalee: It's okay.
Monroe: I mean, you don't wanna try this spirulina and raspberry—
Rosalee: No, I'm good.
Monroe: Okay.
Rosalee: I'm good, thanks.
Monroe: It's just plain old huckleberry. I mean, this is goji bean and rice leaf.


Part 4: "Late Night Crisis"

Scene: Rosalee works on an order for a customer.

Monroe: So you say this is for a Scharfblicke?
Rosalee: Mmm-hmm.
Monroe: I knew a Scharfblicke once in grade school. He didn't talk much. I think he was self-conscious about the... the... beak... thing.
Rosalee: Mmm
[There is knocking at the door]
Monroe: [He peeks out through the door window] Oh, boy.
Rosalee: What?
Monroe: Um, It's Bud.
Rosalee: The Eisbiber?
Monroe: Mmm-hmm.
Rosalee: Well, let him in.
Monroe: Mmm, okay. [He opens the door]
Bud: Oh, thank God. You gotta help me. I don't know what to do! All of a sudden it just went... [He buzzes as he references his severe hair growth] I tried cutting it, and it just grows back quicker and thicker!
Rosalee: Bud... I am so sorry. I have know idea how this happened.
[Bud groans]
Rosalee: Just wait. [She leaves the room for a few seconds]
Bud: Well if you think this is bad, you should see my friend! We gotta help him, it's a lot worse!
Monroe: Look, Buddy, you can drop the whole imaginary friend act, okay? We're not going to tell anyone. Right now, we just gotta focus on helping you.
Bud: Imaginary? [He walks towards the door]
Monroe: Where are you going?
Bud: [He gets his friend, John Oblinger, from outside and brings him into the shop] This guy look imaginary to you, pal? Huh?
Rosalee: It's okay. Hang tight, everybody. We're going to figure this out. [She flips through a book]
[Later, Monroe and Rosalee apply a treatment to Bud and John's heads]
Rosalee: With this treatment, your haircut should last six weeks, not six hours. And Bud, we're really sorry we ever doubted you about your friend.
Bud: Oh, that's okay.
Monroe: And... Oblinger... [He stammers]
Rosalee: We're really sorry we put you through this, and if there's any way we can make it up to you, please don't hesitate to ask.
Monroe: What she said.
John: Well... I have this friend... [He looks over at Bud]
[Monroe and Rosalee look at each other, and Monroe sighs]


END

Transcripts
Season 1 "Pilot" "Bears Will Be Bears" "Beeware" "Lonelyhearts" "Danse Macabre" "The Three Bad Wolves" "Let Your Hair Down" "Game Ogre" "Of Mouse and Man" "Organ Grinder" "Tarantella" "Last Grimm Standing" "Three Coins in a Fuchsbau" "Plumed Serpent" "Island of Dreams" "The Thing with Feathers" "Love Sick" "Cat and Mouse" "Leave It to Beavers" "Happily Ever Aftermath" "Big Feet" "Woman in Black"
Season 2 "Bad Teeth" "The Kiss" "Bad Moon Rising" "Quill" "The Good Shepherd" "Over My Dead Body" "The Bottle Imp" "The Other Side" "La Llorona" "The Hour of Death" "To Protect and Serve Man" "Season of the Hexenbiest" "Face Off" "Natural Born Wesen" "Mr. Sandman" "Nameless" "One Angry Fuchsbau" "Volcanalis" "Endangered" "Kiss of the Muse" "The Waking Dead" "Goodnight, Sweet Grimm"
Season 3 "The Ungrateful Dead" "PTZD" "A Dish Best Served Cold" "One Night Stand" "El Cucuy" "Stories We Tell Our Young" "Cold Blooded" "Twelve Days of Krampus" "Red Menace" "Eyes of the Beholder" "The Good Soldier" "The Wild Hunt" "Revelation" "Mommy Dearest" "Once We Were Gods" "The Show Must Go On" "Synchronicity" "The Law of Sacrifice" "Nobody Knows the Trubel I've Seen" "My Fair Wesen" "The Inheritance" "Blond Ambition"
Season 4 "Thanks for the Memories" "Octopus Head" "The Last Fight" "Dyin' on a Prayer" "Cry Luison" "Highway of Tears" "The Grimm Who Stole Christmas" "Chupacabra" "Wesenrein" "Tribunal" "Death Do Us Part" "Maréchaussée" "Trial by Fire" "Bad Luck" "Double Date" "Heartbreaker" "Hibernaculum" "Mishipeshu" "Iron Hans" "You Don't Know Jack" "Headache" "Cry Havoc"
Season 5 "The Grimm Identity" "Clear and Wesen Danger" "Lost Boys" "Maiden Quest" "The Rat King" "Wesen Nacht" "Eve of Destruction" "A Reptile Dysfunction" "Star-Crossed" "Map of the Seven Knights" "Key Move" "Into the Schwarzwald" "Silence of the Slams" "Lycanthropia" "Skin Deep" "The Believer" "Inugami" "Good to the Bone" "The Taming of the Wu" "Bad Night" "Set Up" "The Beginning of the End"
Season 6 "Fugitive" "Trust Me Knot" "Oh Captain, My Captain" "El Cuegle" "The Seven Year Itch" "Breakfast in Bed" "Blind Love" "The Son Also Rises" "Tree People" "Blood Magic" "Where the Wild Things Were" "Zerstörer Shrugged" "The End"
Webisodes "Bad Hair Day" "Meltdown" "Love is in the Air: Elegant Endeavors"

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