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Opening Quote: "Her future husband awaits her on the top of the mountain. He is a monster whom neither Gods nor men can resist." – Cupid and Psyche


Part 1
Scene: Juliette and Rosalee put out food and drinks to get ready for a spa party.

Rosalee: You know, I've never been to one of these things before.
Juliette: Really? Elegant Endeavors' parties are the best. All you have to do is eat, drink, and maybe buy a few things.
Rosalee: I think I can handle that. You really went all out, huh?
Juliette: Well, I'm such a sucker for Valentine's Day and obviously not ashamed to admit it.
[The doorbell rings and Juliette answers the door]
Juliette: Roni!
Roni: Hey.
Juliette: Hey, come in.
[After a couple more guests arrive, everyone chats with each other]
Kelsey: That way it never gets boring.
Roni: You're so bad.
Juliette: Oh, please. This is coming from the girl who breaks up with another guy every two weeks.
Rosalee: What's wrong?
Juliette: No, just the saleswoman or rep or whatever was supposed to be here, like, a half an hour ago.
Rosalee: I'm sure she's on her way.
Juliette: I hope so.
[The doorbell rings]
Juliette: Oh! That must be her. [She answers the door]
Madison: Juliette Silverton?
Kelsey: A man? He's hot.
Madison: Hi, I'm Madison with Elegant Endeavors. Sorry I'm late. I do have several more items in the car. Can anyone give me a hand?
Everyone: Yes.
Juliette: Sure. Go to it.


Part 2
Scene: Madison shows the girls the items he brought that are for sale.

Madison: And this is fully-loaded with a forced oxygen aromatherapy module for the absolute best personal footbath experience.
Guest: [She scoffs] I'll take one.
Kelsey: I'll take two.
[Both girls laugh]
Madison: Roni. Interested?
Roni: Oh. You know, I think I'm a little bit more than interested.
Juliette: Ooh!
[A timer rings]
Rosalee: Is there something in the oven?
Juliette: Probably.
Rosalee: Do you think that you should...
Juliette: Right. [She goes to the kitchen]
Madison: All right, ladies. Who likes to scrub their feet?
Guest: I like my feet scrubbed.
Juliette: Ooh! Perfect. [She takes the food out of the oven and sees a frog on the ground] That's a strange looking little fella. I don't remember you from my zoology classes. [She grabs a wine glass]
Madison: [From the living room] Who here would like to have their feet sing?
[Juliette traps the frog with the wine glass]
Madison: If I could promise you your feet would sing would you buy some pink sugar scrub from us?
Rosalee: [Coming into the kitchen] What are you doing? [Looking at the frog] Where'd that guy come from?
Juliette: I'm not sure. I just spotted him on the floor but I don't recognize the species.
Rosalee: Oh, no.
Juliette: What's wrong?
Rosalee: Looks like a South African Wandering Lotus Frog. Typically ingested by Ziegevolks.
Juliette: Ah, Wesen, I presume?
Rosalee: Ziegevolks have a unique gland in their brain which gives them the ability to produce intoxicating pheromones which allows them to, basically, make people do whatever they want. When ingested, certain amphibians super-stimulate the effect. And I've dealt with one before, so—
Juliette: Wait. You don't think Madison is a Ziegevolk?
Rosalee: He has to be.
Juliette: That would explain why we each just bought four pairs of goose down slippers and why Roni is flirting with Madison like crazy. What do we do?
Rosalee: [She sighs] Well, there is a way to neutralize the Ziegevolk's effects. But it's not easy. I think I have everything I need for the mixture in my car. Except for the key ingredient.
Juliette: Which is?
Rosalee: His sweat.
Juliette: Of course it is. How are we supposed to get his sweat?
Rosalee: Oh.
[Juliette turns the temperature up on the thermostat, and she and Rosalee peek into the living room]


Part 3
Scene: The guests start to notice the rise in temperature.

Roni: Am I making you flustered?
Madison: You are making me blush.
Guest: Why is it so hot in here?
Kelsey: I don't know.
Rosalee: [She clears her throat] Wow! [She picks up a sleep mask that Madison brought] Ooh! What is this?
Madison: That is a eucalyptus sleep mask.
Rosalee: Oh. Wow. [She sits next to him on the couch] I've never seen one before? So... sensual. How does it work?
Madison: You've never seen a sleep mask before?
Rosalee: Mm-mmm.
Juliette: [She takes the sleep mask from Rosalee] You know, neither have I. It's just... would you... you know, maybe put it on and you should show us how it works.
Madison: Well, basically, you just put it on over your eyes and [He puts it on] it blocks out any light so that you can sleep.
Juliette: [She presses it against Madison's skin] Fascinating. It's so... interesting.
Rosalee: It's so... modern.
Juliette: [She takes the mask off Madison] It's just... oh, cool. [She and Rosalee take the mask to the kitchen]
Madison: Roni, where were we?
[In the kitchen, the mask is put into a pan on the stove top as the rest of the ingredients for the neutralizing potion are added]
Rosalee: All right. Now we have to get that into this and this into him.
Juliette: Wait. You mean he has to eat it?
Rosalee: Right.
Juliette: Ew.


Part 4
Scene: Madison and Roni continue flirting, while Juliette and Rosalee finish the potion.

Rosalee: Sorry, little guy. [She puts the frog into the blender before adding the rest of the ingredients]
[After the potion is finished, Juliette and Rosalee bring smoothies to everyone]
Juliette: One last Valentine's Day treat. I made this blue one, Madison. Madison. Especially for you, it's passion fruit blueberry.
Madison: Ah. [He takes the smoothie and tastes it] Mmm-mm. It's really good.
[Everyone else grabs a smoothie]
Guest: Thank you so much.
Juliette: Do you not like it?
Madison: Oh, uh... [He drinks more] Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm. So good. Tropical.
[Later, everyone is saying goodbye as the spa party comes to an end]
Guest: Juliette, thank you.
Guest: Thank you. Great party.
Kelsey: Thank you so much. So much fun.
Guest: We should do this again.
Kelsey: Thanks, you guys.
Madison: Thank you.
Kelsey: Bye.
Madison: Bye. Now, Roni, tell me what exotic part of the world you are from.
Juliette: [Whispering] What's going on?
Rosalee: [Whispering] I don't know. It should be working by now.
Juliette: Roni, where are you going?
Roni: Oh, Madison and I are going to go grab a drink.
Juliette: Oh, cool. Um... [She jogs up to Roni and pulls her aside] Can I talk to you for a second?
Roni: Juliette, what has gotten into you?
Juliette: Listen to me. There is something about Madison that you don't know. He is bad news and you can't go out with him.
Roni: What are you talking about?
Juliette: I can't explain. You're just going to have to trust me on this one.
Roni: [She scoffs] I think I'll be okay.
Juliette: [She grabs her arm] No. You don't understand.
Roni: [She woges into a Ziegevolk] No. You don't understand. [She retracts and walks back over to Madison] Okay. I'm ready.
Juliette: What do we do? What?
Rosalee: It's her.
Juliette: What?
[Madison and Roni leave]
Rosalee: Your friend Roni, she's the Ziegevolk.
Juliette: What?
Rosalee: Wow! A female Ziegevolk.
[Rosalee and Juliette look at each other]
Both: Madison!


END

Transcripts
Season 1 "Pilot" "Bears Will Be Bears" "Beeware" "Lonelyhearts" "Danse Macabre" "The Three Bad Wolves" "Let Your Hair Down" "Game Ogre" "Of Mouse and Man" "Organ Grinder" "Tarantella" "Last Grimm Standing" "Three Coins in a Fuchsbau" "Plumed Serpent" "Island of Dreams" "The Thing with Feathers" "Love Sick" "Cat and Mouse" "Leave It to Beavers" "Happily Ever Aftermath" "Big Feet" "Woman in Black"
Season 2 "Bad Teeth" "The Kiss" "Bad Moon Rising" "Quill" "The Good Shepherd" "Over My Dead Body" "The Bottle Imp" "The Other Side" "La Llorona" "The Hour of Death" "To Protect and Serve Man" "Season of the Hexenbiest" "Face Off" "Natural Born Wesen" "Mr. Sandman" "Nameless" "One Angry Fuchsbau" "Volcanalis" "Endangered" "Kiss of the Muse" "The Waking Dead" "Goodnight, Sweet Grimm"
Season 3 "The Ungrateful Dead" "PTZD" "A Dish Best Served Cold" "One Night Stand" "El Cucuy" "Stories We Tell Our Young" "Cold Blooded" "Twelve Days of Krampus" "Red Menace" "Eyes of the Beholder" "The Good Soldier" "The Wild Hunt" "Revelation" "Mommy Dearest" "Once We Were Gods" "The Show Must Go On" "Synchronicity" "The Law of Sacrifice" "Nobody Knows the Trubel I've Seen" "My Fair Wesen" "The Inheritance" "Blond Ambition"
Season 4 "Thanks for the Memories" "Octopus Head" "The Last Fight" "Dyin' on a Prayer" "Cry Luison" "Highway of Tears" "The Grimm Who Stole Christmas" "Chupacabra" "Wesenrein" "Tribunal" "Death Do Us Part" "Maréchaussée" "Trial by Fire" "Bad Luck" "Double Date" "Heartbreaker" "Hibernaculum" "Mishipeshu" "Iron Hans" "You Don't Know Jack" "Headache" "Cry Havoc"
Season 5 "The Grimm Identity" "Clear and Wesen Danger" "Lost Boys" "Maiden Quest" "The Rat King" "Wesen Nacht" "Eve of Destruction" "A Reptile Dysfunction" "Star-Crossed" "Map of the Seven Knights" "Key Move" "Into the Schwarzwald" "Silence of the Slams" "Lycanthropia" "Skin Deep" "The Believer" "Inugami" "Good to the Bone" "The Taming of the Wu" "Bad Night" "Set Up" "The Beginning of the End"
Season 6 "Fugitive" "Trust Me Knot" "Oh Captain, My Captain" "El Cuegle" "The Seven Year Itch" "Breakfast in Bed" "Blind Love" "The Son Also Rises" "Tree People" "Blood Magic" "Where the Wild Things Were" "Zerstörer Shrugged" "The End"
Webisodes "Bad Hair Day" "Meltdown" "Love is in the Air: Elegant Endeavors"

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