Opening Quote: "I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you; humbug!" – A Christmas Carol
Dennis: [To Emma] There you are. Come with me, dear, under the mistletoe if you will. Watch out behind you.
Emma: Yes, I did put that there- [A guest brushes by her] oh.
Dennis: Some people are so rude, you know?
[The doorbell rings]
Dennis: You having fun?
Guest: Somebody get the door.
[A partgoer answers the door and finds a large gift on the porch]
Partygoer: Hey, Dennis, somebody dropped off a present for you.
Dennis: Just put it under the tree.
Partygoer: [He tries to lift the present, but it's heavy] Rick, you want to give me a hand with this?
Rick: Yeah, sure.
Partygoer: Got a little weight to it.
[They put the present by the tree]
Rick: Somebody's been good, huh?
Monroe: Ready? [He turns the trains on] Oh, ho ho ho ho ho, yeah!
[Monroe and Rosalee laugh and cheer]
Monroe: Yeah!
Rosalee: Oh, it's so great! Oh, my God. Oh, this is so fun. I love it.
[They both laugh]
Monroe: [He sets an envelope on one of the train cars] Hey, look, there's something on that train car. You should grab it.
Rosalee: [She grabs the envelope] What's this?
Monroe: I don't know. Better open it.
Rosalee: Looks like an invitation to a Christmas party. Are we going?
Monroe: It's up to you.
Rosalee: Depends on who's throwing it. [She opens the envelope] "Dearest Rosalee"-Hmm, looks like this one's just for me.
Monroe: Eh, guess I'm out of luck.
Rosalee: "You are invited to join your husband, dearest Monroe, next week on an oft-delayed honeymoon. He's hoping you'll say yes because it won't be much of a honeymoon without you." We can really go?
Monroe: If you say yes.
Rosalee: Oh, yes.
[A train derails]
Rosalee: That better not be—
Monroe: That was not an omen.
Rosalee: Right, of course. No omens here. We're gonna be okay.
Monroe: We're gonna be just fine.
[They kiss]
Emma: Dennis, wake up. I think I heard something downstairs.
[The Kallikantzaros opens the front door to let his friends in]
Emma: Dennis, there is somebody downstairs. I told you.
Dennis: Call the police. [He goes downstairs to investigate] What the hell? [He sees the Kallikantzaroi wrecking all the Christmas decorations in the house, and then they notice him] Oh, my God. [He is attacked] Help!
Emma: Dennis!
Dennis: Emma! Help.